Friends
...drunk ass is taking a piss in the bushes.
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FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
CALIFORNIA FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell
them about the fat chick you tried to pick up
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FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and
hope that no one is late for the ride home.
CALIFORNIA FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen, and set
up rally points.
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FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did
was wrong.
CALIFORNIA FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying,
Damn...that shit was fun "
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FRIENDS: Cry with you.
CALIFORNIA FRIENDS: laugh at you
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FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it
back.
CALIFORNIA FRIENDS: Steal each other's stuff so often nobody
remembers who bought the shit in the first place.
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FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night
stand and leave them alone.
CALIFORNIA FRIENDS: Will Crawl naked into the room with a
camera and hope for the tag team.
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FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
CALIFORNIA FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from
you.
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FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd
is doing.
CALIFORNIA FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left
you.
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FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
CALIFORNIA FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"
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FRIENDS: Will try and talk to...
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