Dogs And Cats
...> 9am -- Oh Boy! A car ride! My favorite!
>> 10am - Oh Boy! A walk! My favorite!
>> 11am - Oh Boy! A car ride! My favorite!
>> Noon - Oh Boy! The kids! My favorite!
>> 1pm -- Oh Boy! The yard! My favorite!
>> 3pm -- Oh Boy! The kids! My favorite!
>> 4pm -- Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite!
>> 5pm -- Oh Boy! Mom! My favorite!
>> 7pm -- Oh Boy! Playing ball! My favorite!
>> 9pm -- Oh Boy! Sleeping in master's bed! My favorite!
>>
>> As seen in a cat's diary:
>>
>> Day 183 of my captivity...
>> My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
>> They
>> dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The
>> only
>> thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild
>> satisfaction
> I
>> get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture.
>>
>> Tomorrow I may eat another house plant.
>>
>> Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while
> they
>> were walking almost succeeded -- must try this at the top of the
>> stairs.
>>
>> In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again
>> induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair -- must try this on their
>> bed.
>>
>> Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in an attempt to
>> make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into
>> their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little
>> cat I was.
>>
>> Hmmm, not working according to plan.
>>
>> There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in
>> solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell
>> the food.
>>
>> More importantly, I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of
>> "allergies." Must learn more about what this is, and how to use it to my
>> advantage.
>>...
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