101 Ways To Annoy People
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|2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage." |
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|3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." |
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|4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..." |
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|5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others. |
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|6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. < |
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|7. Speak only in a "robot" voice. |
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|8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly....
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